bewbin:

bewbin:

i never kid around

i always adult 

(Source: bewbin, via wildcacophony)


crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes

(via distraction)


snorlaxatives:

methfab:

snorlaxatives:

i want a sugar mama in my life

image

not what i had in mind but she will do

(Source: snorlaxatives, via ruinedchildhood)


If you expect honesty, be honest. If you expect forgiveness, forgive. If you expect a whole person, you have to be a whole person.
- Kristen Crockett (via creatingaquietmind)

(Source: middlenameconfused, via sierralynnnnbrooks)


supadong:

sealfie:

Guys today at art class we had to describe a painting and when I SAW THE PAINTING I LAUGHED SO HARD I COULD NOT BREATH

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WHAT THE FUCK 

#bloop hoohoo got ur nipnop

(via just-me-and-my-cats)



goddess-of-hallucination:

words of wisdom.
kyrm:

Hello kitty is changing it up I see